“Bus Music..”

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize… you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and thats when you remember ............

youve been listening to your ipod.

Beans+iPod+City Bus=TROUBLE